January 14th, 2014

By now, you realize that the Gunslingers enjoy a variety of interactive online experiences. Most of them involve guns. Some of them involve magic. This, however, deals with neither. The explosions here are contained within combustion chambers. The only fire you’ll see will come from exhaust pipes.

It’s not magic, readers; it’s engineering, with an emphasis on “engine”. Welcome to Forza Motorsport 5.

This is Act One of a two-part blog series. Forza Motorsport is an IP that needs little introduction; you buy cars,  you paint cars, you tune cars, you race cars. You can get lost in customization and tuning options, if that kind of thing suits your fancy. You can fill your garage with cars you may only dream of seeing in person. Globe trot and earn enough cash to make whatever you’ve got keep up with anything they have.  Well, almost anything.

This is just a glimpse into what’s possible.

A couple of Gunslingers answered the call, and proudly displayed their ice cold whips for your viewing pleasure. Click those pictures for each vehicle’s make/model, as well as the super sexy high definition photo.

TTL Cute's 1973 BMW 2002 Turbo

Retro Stylin’.


TTL Cute's 2012 Lamborghini Aventador LP700-4

It’s the closest you’ll get to racing the Batmobile.


TTL Cute's 2003 Ferrari 360 Challenge Stradale

Get used to seeing these taillights.


TTL Cute's 1977 Escort MK I 1800

Where the rubber meets the road… most of the time.


TTL Cute's 1969 Dodge Charger R/T

American Muscle, up close and personal.


TTL Cute's 1962 Ferrari 250 GTO

This is the world’s most expensive car, recently selling for $52,000,000. Try not to bump it.


TTL Cute's 2011 Bugatti Veyron Super Sport

There’s nothing like sliding through snowy turns in the Alps to remind you that speed can be a fickle mistress.


Sure, Cute’s garage is worth more than the GDP of most nations, but enough about that. Seen one, seen ’em all, right? Here’s something a little different.

TTL LocoMotive's 1995 Toyota MR2 GT

Loco’s aptly named “Slinger Slayer”. He likes to look for trouble, and I’m an easy target. You’ll want to let him pass.


Now let’s take a moment to bring it in a little closer. Turn down the lights and settle in. It’s time for an intimate moment with your writer’s 2012 Mercedes-Benz C63 AMG Black Series.

Again: Click those pictures. You won’t regret it.

TTL Pony's 2012 Mercedes-Benz C63 AMG Black Series

Introduce yourself to this 500-horsepower dream on wheels.


TTL Pony's 2012 Mercedes-Benz C63 AMG Black Series

The starting line is the only chance you’ll have to see these Rota P45Rs before they become a blur on the race track.


TTL Pony's 2012 Mercedes-Benz C63 AMG Black Series

This baby growls through the turns and roars down the straightaways as King of the Asphalt Jungle.


TTL Pony's 2012 Mercedes-Benz C63 AMG Black Series

Every detail is intricately refined to the shape of performance. Imagine waxing this beauty.


TTL Pony's 2012 Mercedes-Benz C63 AMG Black Series

This is where the magic happens. 6-speeds of high performance driving experience wrapped in hand-stitched and debossed leather. Leave your boots outside, please.


TTL Pony's 2012 Mercedes-Benz C63 AMG Black Series

Caution: Object in mirror may be about to blow your doors off.


TTL Pony's 2012 Mercedes-Benz C63 AMG Black Series

Yeah, kind of like that. No stranger to the checkered flag.


Adjust your collar. Take a deep breath. Check your pulse.

That’s all for this week. Next week, you’ll get to see some of these cars and more in motion. Warning: They don’t always land rubber-side down.

Show us what you’ve got. Post your designs and rides here.